If life is just a metaphor for something else,
it is a really shitty metaphor.
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
Face Right
With my biceps,
which are of alien origin,
and fueled by my strong hatred of actors
such as Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone,
I will choke your face right off of you.
Your undergarments will be soiled,
when you see me driving your street.
which are of alien origin,
and fueled by my strong hatred of actors
such as Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone,
I will choke your face right off of you.
Your undergarments will be soiled,
when you see me driving your street.
Friday, September 23, 2005
Thursday, September 22, 2005
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Britney Spears Bone Soup
Her initials are BS,
but her sound is just bullshit.
Britney Spears Bone Soup,
that's the name of the game.
Crushin' them bones, them bones, them dry bones,
into a pleasing,
and palatable soup,
unlike her music,
which has never been the least bit palatable.
The homeless of the world would much rather eat
Britney Spears Bone Soup
from a styrofoam bowl,
with some Premium saltines
than listen to her greatest hits album.
but her sound is just bullshit.
Britney Spears Bone Soup,
that's the name of the game.
Crushin' them bones, them bones, them dry bones,
into a pleasing,
and palatable soup,
unlike her music,
which has never been the least bit palatable.
The homeless of the world would much rather eat
Britney Spears Bone Soup
from a styrofoam bowl,
with some Premium saltines
than listen to her greatest hits album.
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