How dare you
leave a poopy
thumbsmear on my wall?
I just repainted that room
and despite the obvious
fact that you had a
difficult time wiping,
that is no excuse for
the printsmudgesmear
you left behind
as evidence.
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2 comments:
Awesome! I love this one. Stupid old people. Stupid poop thumbprints.
POEM WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECKTIVE OF GUESTS RECENTLY VISITING A LADIES HOUSE
WEE THIS IS FUN, I FEEL GOOD
UH-O IM HAVING PROBLEMS
MY GUTS ARE GOING CRAZY
OH KNOW NOW MY THUMBS ALL STINKY
OOPS MY BALANCE
THIS WILL NOT BE VISIBLE ON A LIGHT BLUE WALL
ILL JUST LEAVE IT
AND HEAD FOR THE VEGETABLE PLATTER
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