Mega Reptilian Jesus W. Bush

America,
imagine a creature so terrible,
so heinous that the sheer sight
of it turns your blood to ice.
A creature of terrible dimensions,
taller than a dumptruck,
shoulders wider than a yoke of oxen,
arms as big around as telephone poles.
A creature with the torso of a man,
and the slithering underbody
of a mythological snake.
A creature with two heads
sprouting from the same disfigured neck.
Riding above the right shoulder is the human head of George W. Bush
wearing a moronic smirk and a set of empty eyes.
Riding above the left is the head of Jesus H. Christ,
with flowing long hair and come hither stare.

America,
this monster lives.
Today.
And it's in your backyard right now.