Thursday, December 28, 2006

A Word from Hilton Hightower's Webmaster

I awoke this morning to find Hilton's underground bunker in shambles. It appears as though a struggle ensued during the night, but I fear that Hilton's intergalactic foes have tracked him down again and carried him away for all manner of tortures and punishments in some star system far, far away. There is no trace of him now.

Hilton is gone.

Monday, December 11, 2006

Cookie Zombie

I'm a zombie,
a giant ice cream cookie eating zombie.
Watch me stand here,
staring endlessly into space cramming this
giant ice cream cookie
into my digestion hole without a care in
the world.

Oh, wait, I'm not a zombie.
I'm just a disgusting kid.