Poems for Children, part 1

Lions like to eat
children,
especially fat, smelly
little scumbags
like you.

You’re worthless and the lion
knows this unmistakable
fact, and that’s why
it wants to eat
your ass.

The other kids at school
are right to laugh at you
behind your back and
flick boogers in your hair.
They would eat you
if they were lions, too.

Reflections

America,
you are a bunch of fat, stupid, pathetic people.
America,
and lazy too.
America,
I've seen you at your malls, chugg-a-lugging along round bottoms.
America,
how can you seriously all be so goddamn dumb?
America,
why do you waste your time and money on things like sports
and race cars?
America,
your favorite television program is on, it's reality.
America,
don't you have some eating to do?