America,
you are a bunch of fat, stupid, pathetic people.
America,
and lazy too.
America,
I've seen you at your malls, chugg-a-lugging along round bottoms.
America,
how can you seriously all be so goddamn dumb?
America,
why do you waste your time and money on things like sports
and race cars?
America,
your favorite television program is on, it's reality.
America,
don't you have some eating to do?
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- Hilton Hightower
- Hilton Hightower is half-man, half-robot, half-carnivorous ninja pirate, but all poet. With over 30,000 poems written in his lifetime covering topics ranging from circus food to the labor divisions of modern America, Hilton manages to capture the anger of a man torn between his love of laughing gas and his hatred of hot dogs. This page features exclusive poetry written by the man Poem Critic magazine once called "Ginsberg dug up and reanimated with juices from the Devil's refrigerator."
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POEM OF PATRIOTIC RIGHTEOUS OUTRAGE
America
We're not brainwashed by a bunch of coke-snorting web-blogging hippy commie robots
America
We are free
even though
Freedom isn't free
but if money grew on a tree
America
would be the biggest forest
just look at our GNP
America
is the home of the free
and not Holland
although I've never been there
I bet they're the opposite of free
and even if they're not
It's probably a bunch of gay people
sniffing tulips and each other
America
Should take everyone who says bad stuff about
America
and smash their cars with mallets
and F-16s
and send them to
Cuba
Amen
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