Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Britney Spears Bone Soup

Her initials are BS,
but her sound is just bullshit.

Britney Spears Bone Soup,
that's the name of the game.

Crushin' them bones, them bones, them dry bones,
into a pleasing,
and palatable soup,
unlike her music,
which has never been the least bit palatable.

The homeless of the world would much rather eat
Britney Spears Bone Soup
from a styrofoam bowl,
with some Premium saltines
than listen to her greatest hits album.

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