Tuesday, September 27, 2005

Metaphor

If life is just a metaphor for something else,
it is a really shitty metaphor.

Face Right

With my biceps,
which are of alien origin,
and fueled by my strong hatred of actors
such as Tom Cruise and Sylvester Stallone,
I will choke your face right off of you.

Your undergarments will be soiled,
when you see me driving your street.

BO

It'd be an understatement if I told you
you have body odor.
Like cheesy onions and chlamydia.

Stupid People Vacationing

Decisive

Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Britney Spears Bone Soup

Her initials are BS,
but her sound is just bullshit.

Britney Spears Bone Soup,
that's the name of the game.

Crushin' them bones, them bones, them dry bones,
into a pleasing,
and palatable soup,
unlike her music,
which has never been the least bit palatable.

The homeless of the world would much rather eat
Britney Spears Bone Soup
from a styrofoam bowl,
with some Premium saltines
than listen to her greatest hits album.

I'm back.