Thursday, May 18, 2006

Hilton Hightower's Template for Writing Awesome Poetry (If You Like Terrible Poetry) -- Lesson 1, blockhead

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in this poem i won't use any punctuation or capitalization and that will make my poem totally artistic and cool and i will think no one has ever done this before and i'll sit around with my other dumbass artistic friends and we'll read our terrible poems to each other and think about how smart we are and how much we want to have our poems published and how much we want to be great writers like some guy we saw in a movie and try to impress our creative writing teacher who will act like a huge pretentious cockknocker when i take this poem to class and he'll tell me that the form doesn't really work and that i need to take it home and revise it some more and then he'll turn and flirt with some of the girls in class and i'll still deep down think i've stumbled on something great

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