Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Spotlight on Ronald Polar

Mr. Polar recently published this poem on my stinking blog in response to "A Poem Written from the Perspective of a Cleanly Lady who Recently had Guests." It is worthy of front page status.

POEM WRITTEN FROM THE PERSPECKTIVE OF GUESTS RECENTLY VISITING A LADIES HOUSE

WEE THIS IS FUN, I FEEL GOOD

UH-O IM HAVING PROBLEMS

MY GUTS ARE GOING CRAZY

OH KNOW NOW MY THUMBS ALL STINKY

OOPS MY BALANCE

THIS WILL NOT BE VISIBLE ON A LIGHT BLUE WALL

ILL JUST LEAVE IT

AND HEAD FOR THE VEGETABLE PLATTER

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