Thursday, September 07, 2006

An Analogy of Sorts

Your breath smells like rotting cat carcass.
What have you been eating?
And why is there so much junk under your fingernails?
If I see you suck that stuff out from under them
one more time, I cannot be held responsible for my actions.
When was the last time you took a shower?
You have no excuse.
Excuse me please, while I go vomit from the stench of your
body odor.
You smell like Jennifer Lopez acts: terrible.

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