Friday, January 14, 2005

Happy New Year, Fuckers!

Christmas is a stupid public display of pathetic
empty values performed by inbred, rednecks.

I spent my Christmas drunk, and for the last
few weeks I've been drunk and passed out
in some brothel south of the border.

I couldn't stand all you piece of trash Americans
and your stocking stuffers and your egg nog and
your carols and your goddamn ugly pine trees.

Get a life and wake up. The only true holiday is the day you die.

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