Friday, January 14, 2005

In All Seriousness

Over the holiday, my brother, Jason Hightower, sent me a letter telling me to give up my satanic ways and to "come back to the flock." He told me I live a life of sin and misery and that God would welcome me back and forgive me.

Here's my response:

Dear Jason-

Fuck off you asshole. There's a reason I stopped talking to you. Also, if God forgave me, he'd be stupid and gullible and naive and retarded. Like you.

Later prick,

Hilton

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