Monday, April 24, 2006

A Poem Written from the Perspective of the Kid with Shaggy Hair Who Works at the Natural Foods Store at the Corner of 5th and Pine

Look,
just because I work
at a natural foods store,
doesn't mean I won't
cut your throat
or steal the system
out of your car
if it will get
me paid.

And just because I'm
vegan,
doesn't mean
I'm not strong,
or angry.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

No doubt. Vegans will mess you up. I once saw Dennis Kucinich rip a homeless guys eye right out of his socket.

Travis said...

no doubt, those guys are crazy. I saw the store clerk at the Whole Foods Store stab a lady in the jaw just for asking for a price check on the steel cut Irish oatmeal. Then he went back to fixing his dreads like nothing happend.