Watch Where You Put Your *&%*$&*, You *&%&$*

Listen $%&*,
If I wanted to see you put your $%^&* in that guy's %^*#@,
I'd #%&*@# you.
Okay, so why don't you &*%*$(#, the next time you want to
$#%&*, or you'll have to $%*$($ me.