On Melody's Drawing the Line with Brian, Who She's Been Seeing for About the Last 3 Months

Listen,
it is completely
unforgivable
to me, Brian,
that you have been
wiping boogers
under my coffee table
while you wait
for me
to get
home from
work every day.

No, you listen.

Where else have you been
sticking your boogers,
or worse?

Get the fuck out of here!
God!