I'm the baddest man alive. Rambo would have crapped in his pants and cried if he'd ever met me in a dark alley.
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- Hilton Hightower
- Hilton Hightower is half-man, half-robot, half-carnivorous ninja pirate, but all poet. With over 30,000 poems written in his lifetime covering topics ranging from circus food to the labor divisions of modern America, Hilton manages to capture the anger of a man torn between his love of laughing gas and his hatred of hot dogs. This page features exclusive poetry written by the man Poem Critic magazine once called "Ginsberg dug up and reanimated with juices from the Devil's refrigerator."
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I'm Hilton Hightower, you sonofabitch! Until you've been face to face with a dozen Egyptian terrorist vampires with knives and flame covered spears, don't talk to me about disrespect.
I'm over a million years old and I've fought way tougher creatures than that prick John J. Rambo. Believe you me, that guy is a pussy. I watched his movies. He doesn't have shit on me.
I once killed an entire army of space invaders with nothing but a toothpick and a box of Twinkies and a dozen or so terrible poems. Eat shit.
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