Friday, December 10, 2004

Hilton Hightower's Tips on Parenting

This poem is about pathetic teenagers
who think they're so goddamned smart.
If you read it you'll become a lot less shitty
as a parent and probably won't even
drive them to have unprotected sex
or drink too much, or even worse,
listen to horrible pop music
and hang out at malls.

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