Tuesday, December 14, 2004

That Filthy Stinkin' Polyploidy Polly Hayes

Polyploidy Polly Hayes was a goddamn sonofabitch.
He believed in social Darwinism and Pringles
and putting too much chlorine in his swimming pool
that his disgusting kids swam in all summer long.
He sucked his teeth while he watched reruns of A-Team
and felt that people are "inherently good"
because he saw his macho heroes on TV
rise up against the man.
But he was only 47 years old . . .
still very immature for a filthy stinkin' human.

That dirty, stinkin' sonofabitch
Polyploidy Polly Hayes.

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